I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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