Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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