3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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