is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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