What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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