Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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