Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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