Can Purell be used as lube?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
farters have to be the big spoon...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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