Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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