Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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