weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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