He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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