i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She made me pour olive oil on her.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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