Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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