the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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