Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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