He had one of those small greek statue penises
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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