The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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