The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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