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guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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