4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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