I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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