Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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