mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My feet surprised me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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