I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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