isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Two words: blizzard sex
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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