On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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