Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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