Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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