so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
handjob tips. give me some.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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