he puts the penis in happiness.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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