it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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