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I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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