oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I pour the whiskey from now on
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
