Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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