Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Randomize
