let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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