I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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