used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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