And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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