i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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