I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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