I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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