Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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