You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
God I need to hump something, right now.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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