So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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