So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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