Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
And then the night went full on bisexual.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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