you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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