That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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