Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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