Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
