Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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