everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Rumble strips road head = magical
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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